Soft, lived-in cotton with a bold, playful attitude. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee settles into the shoulders and softens with each wash, carrying a vintage-tinged cream tone that makes the neon-green “YOU’RE DOG WATER” front badge pop. The relaxed cut and wide rib collar keep movement easy — wear it for long drives, brewery hangs, or afternoons riffing with friends. Subtle back branding keeps the look clean while the sturdy fabric and taped seams mean it holds shape wash after wash. For folks who like their humor loud and their clothes honest, this tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear.

Product features
- 100% heavy cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for durability and structure
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and soft texture
- Relaxed fit with wide rib collar and taped shoulder/neck for comfort and stability
- Printed using DTG for main graphics; DTF inner neck labels; tear-away label
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and FLA + WRAP-certified socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean